so what do i want to do or get into..
UHHH
elementary teacher and now considering highschool too..
and since i have a passion for animals and wildlife.. marine biologist.
then my mom says that i've been drawing and making things all my life and that i should consider design of some sort..
for elementary/highschool teacher, i need to know what i want to specify in.. which im unsure of. yay?
wildlife. marine biologist. the university that has a really good program for that is in guelf. i kinda want to stay in town. but as of right now, i just dont like it here. but that mite be just now?
design. i fully lost interest in communication technology and designing stuff with programs on the computer, likely caused by my lovely terrible tech teacher for two years.. so what am i going to do.. fashion design? ==" interior design? <= S
i really need to be more decisive.
all this over all this other stuff.. ah weee!
Saturday, February 23, 2008
Thursday, February 14, 2008
S.H.I.T. (Special High Intensity Training)
<warning> i was really bored, and i got this off a friend.. : P
Memo to all students:
Memo to all students:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., they have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., they have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
Thursday, January 31, 2008
i know why i do the things i do
People are often unreasonable and self-centered.
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you.
Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.
The good you do may be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
Give your best anyway.
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.
Mother Teresa
Forgive them anyway.
If you are kind, people may accuse you of ulterior motives.
Be kind anyway.
If you are honest, people may cheat you.
Be honest anyway.
If you find happiness, people may be jealous.
Be happy anyway.
The good you do may be forgotten tomorrow.
Do good anyway.
Give the world the best you have and it may never be enough.
Give your best anyway.
For you see, in the end, it is between you and God.
It was never between you and them anyway.
Mother Teresa
Tuesday, January 29, 2008
why do i do the things i do?
[this was written by mary, but i feel the same way, and i just cant find the words to say it]
The proverb is true. Hospitality causes the lightning to strike you. Sometimes you get paid with bad for doing good.
I call your name when you were alone and you don't answer.
I smile at you and you frown back at me.
I hold out my hand to you and you don't take it.
I talk to you and you don't listen.
I try to understand you and you blame me.
Why do I go out of my way to do these things to you then?
I didn't have to call your name... I just didn't want you to be lonely.
I didn't have to smile at you... I was sad.
I didn't have to give you my hand... I would have been quicker without you.
I didn't have to talk to you... I felt sick and wanted to go home.
I didn't have to try and understand you... it was your problem, not mine.
Why do I go out of my way to do these things to you then?
Sometimes I want to give up. I don't gain anything from being nice. If anything, I lose.
I don't understand. But I'm gonna keep doing the things I do cuz that's what Jesus would do.
i also do i because i love you, and i think of you as a friend
The proverb is true. Hospitality causes the lightning to strike you. Sometimes you get paid with bad for doing good.
I call your name when you were alone and you don't answer.
I smile at you and you frown back at me.
I hold out my hand to you and you don't take it.
I talk to you and you don't listen.
I try to understand you and you blame me.
Why do I go out of my way to do these things to you then?
I didn't have to call your name... I just didn't want you to be lonely.
I didn't have to smile at you... I was sad.
I didn't have to give you my hand... I would have been quicker without you.
I didn't have to talk to you... I felt sick and wanted to go home.
I didn't have to try and understand you... it was your problem, not mine.
Why do I go out of my way to do these things to you then?
Sometimes I want to give up. I don't gain anything from being nice. If anything, I lose.
I don't understand. But I'm gonna keep doing the things I do cuz that's what Jesus would do.
i also do i because i love you, and i think of you as a friend
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