stolen from willio : ) thanksyouuu : P
Disclaimer:
The following TC REC presentation may offend the following people. Viewer discretion is advised.
fobs
nerds
band geeks
computer geeks
normal geeks
geeky geeks
losers
loners
those with A.D.D.
the hearing impaired
the blind
the mute
the lame in both senses
ugly people
pretty people
or both... pretty ugly people
smelly people
tall people
short people
round people
square people
or fat people
the socially awkward
the popular crew
the jocks
creepy people
real stalkers
fake stalkers
facebook stalkers
(what's the difference really?)
Chinese people and their moms
whites
blacks
Michael Jacksons
those who think and want to be black
browns
purples
reds
oranges
apples
bananas
natives
team captains
worship team
A/V crew
and of course TC media
people with weird laughs
those who can't dance
people who believe lyrical dancing is cool
nerds who pick their noses
people who pick their noses
fobs who do the fob pose
people who carry keyboards in their pants
people who wear suspenders
Gollum
Gollum lovers
people who listen to chinese worship songs
guys who wear heels
people who wear pantyhoses on their heads
kitchen staff
afc table
SMU
people at TC
coaches
TC REC
graphic designers
the Amish
Mormons
Catholics
hot girls
ugly girls
in between girls
hot boys
ok boys
"not so sure of what they are" boys
American Idols
Canadian Idols
Idols in the "East"
Calvinists
Arminians
fundamentalists
Charismatics who speak in tongues
"homies"
people who think they're "in"
...but really aren't
people who have "funny" theology
radical thinkers on the "left wing"
conservative thinkers on the "right wing"
people who think way "out there"
irrational post-modernists
people who use facebook
and finally...
YOUR FACE!
Friday, March 21, 2008
Tuesday, March 04, 2008
testing friendship
we've been pretty much best friends since grade 7
and we've never had a big fight,
we never grew much apart..
and now in grade 11, 4 years after we've met,
we face a possibility of not being so close anymore, is it now that we start growing away from each other?
my friends pregnant.
with her ex's baby.
most friends would ditch, especially when she's keeping that baby.
a lot of people are avoiding her now, even if they're not, they talk about her and think badly of her.
i dont know... but i heard this quote before..
when you did something wrong and you dont know what to do,
you want to talk to someone about it, but everyone judges you and wants nothing to do with you
it may be an accident, it may be on purpose,
but as long as you know that its wrong and made the wrong move.
i think that its important to have someone there so that can help you back on your feet again.
so even through this time when people leave, i choose to stay and accompany you.
--im going to be an auntieee at the age of 17.. DUDEEE
and we've never had a big fight,
we never grew much apart..
and now in grade 11, 4 years after we've met,
we face a possibility of not being so close anymore, is it now that we start growing away from each other?
my friends pregnant.
with her ex's baby.
most friends would ditch, especially when she's keeping that baby.
a lot of people are avoiding her now, even if they're not, they talk about her and think badly of her.
i dont know... but i heard this quote before..
--love them when they least deserve it, cause thats when they need it the most.i just think that its really true,
when you did something wrong and you dont know what to do,
you want to talk to someone about it, but everyone judges you and wants nothing to do with you
it may be an accident, it may be on purpose,
but as long as you know that its wrong and made the wrong move.
i think that its important to have someone there so that can help you back on your feet again.
so even through this time when people leave, i choose to stay and accompany you.
--im going to be an auntieee at the age of 17.. DUDEEE
Saturday, February 23, 2008
course selections
so what do i want to do or get into..
UHHH
elementary teacher and now considering highschool too..
and since i have a passion for animals and wildlife.. marine biologist.
then my mom says that i've been drawing and making things all my life and that i should consider design of some sort..
for elementary/highschool teacher, i need to know what i want to specify in.. which im unsure of. yay?
wildlife. marine biologist. the university that has a really good program for that is in guelf. i kinda want to stay in town. but as of right now, i just dont like it here. but that mite be just now?
design. i fully lost interest in communication technology and designing stuff with programs on the computer, likely caused by my lovely terrible tech teacher for two years.. so what am i going to do.. fashion design? ==" interior design? <= S
i really need to be more decisive.
all this over all this other stuff.. ah weee!
UHHH
elementary teacher and now considering highschool too..
and since i have a passion for animals and wildlife.. marine biologist.
then my mom says that i've been drawing and making things all my life and that i should consider design of some sort..
for elementary/highschool teacher, i need to know what i want to specify in.. which im unsure of. yay?
wildlife. marine biologist. the university that has a really good program for that is in guelf. i kinda want to stay in town. but as of right now, i just dont like it here. but that mite be just now?
design. i fully lost interest in communication technology and designing stuff with programs on the computer, likely caused by my lovely terrible tech teacher for two years.. so what am i going to do.. fashion design? ==" interior design? <= S
i really need to be more decisive.
all this over all this other stuff.. ah weee!
Thursday, February 14, 2008
S.H.I.T. (Special High Intensity Training)
<warning> i was really bored, and i got this off a friend.. : P
Memo to all students:
Memo to all students:
In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well taught through our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (S.H.I.T.).
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., they have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
We are trying to give our students more S.H.I.T. than anyone else. If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will be immediately placed at the top of the S.H.I.T. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing that you get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Students who don't take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in DEPARTMENTAL EDUCATIONAL EVALUATION PROGRAMS (D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T.).
Those who fail to take D.E.E.P. S.H.I.T. seriously will have to go to EDUCATIONAL ATTITUDE TRAINING (E.A.T. S.H.I.T.). Since our lecturers took S.H.I.T. before they graduated, they don't have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are full of S.H.I.T., you may be interested in a job teaching others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST (B.U.L.L. S.H.I.T.).
For students who are intending to pursue a career in management and consulting, we will refer you to the department of MANAGERIAL OPERATIONAL RESEARCH EDUCATION (M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.). This course emphasizes how to manage M.O.R.E. S.H.I.T.
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF TEACHING, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T. S.H.I.T.).
Thank you, BOSS IN GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TEACHING (B.I.G. S.H.I.T.)
PS. Now send this S.H.I.T. to 5 people who need S.H.I.T. in their life, just not the same person who sent you this S.H.I.T., they have already had their fill of S.H.I.T. Thank You for your time.
Sincerely,
The Director Under the Michigan Bureau of Super High Intensity Teaching. (The D.U.M.B. S.H.I.T.)
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